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Topic: Match Previews
Posted By: CJB1
Subject: Match Previews
Date Posted: 04 Sep 2024 at 17:09
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Here's Moseley's preview for the Dings match on Saturday. https://moseleyrugby.co.uk/match-previews/2024-05/birmingham-moseley-v-dings-crusaders-sat-7th-september/" rel="nofollow - https://moseleyrugby.co.uk/match-previews/2024-05/birmingham-moseley-v-dings-crusaders-sat-7th-september/ ------------- "What I need is a strong drink and a peer group" |
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Posted By: Rothman2
Date Posted: 06 Sep 2024 at 19:11
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Posted By: Se7en
Date Posted: 06 Sep 2024 at 19:45
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Rams have DMP first up tomorrow with the corresponding fixture last season being a 70-point try fest which DMP won in the end. Here is the preview: https://www.ramsrugby.com/news/match-preview-we-cant-wait-to-be-back-in-front-of-our-supporters-2871247.html" rel="nofollow - https://www.ramsrugby.com/news/match-preview-we-cant-wait-to-be-back-in-front-of-our-supporters-2871247.html Looking forward to the league starting again, good luck to all teams.
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Posted By: CJB1
Date Posted: 12 Sep 2024 at 09:23
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Moseley match preview for the trip to Lions https://moseleyrugby.co.uk/match-previews/2024-05/the-big-match-preview-leicester-lions-v-birmingham-moseley/" rel="nofollow - https://moseleyrugby.co.uk/match-previews/2024-05/the-big-match-preview-leicester-lions-v-birmingham-moseley/ ------------- "What I need is a strong drink and a peer group" |
Posted By: Rothman2
Date Posted: 12 Sep 2024 at 19:29
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From the Darlington MP site, preview of Darlington v Roth for Saturday: https://www.mowdenpark.com/news/match-preview--rotherham-h-2872342.html" rel="nofollow - https://www.mowdenpark.com/news/match-preview--rotherham-h-2872342.html |
Posted By: CJB1
Date Posted: 18 Sep 2024 at 09:22
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Moseley match preview for visit of BS on Saturday https://moseleyrugby.co.uk/match-previews/2024-05/the-big-match-preview-birmingham-moseley-v-bishops-stortford/?s=09" rel="nofollow - https://moseleyrugby.co.uk/match-previews/2024-05/the-big-match-preview-birmingham-moseley-v-bishops-stortford/?s=09 ------------- "What I need is a strong drink and a peer group" |
Posted By: Rothman2
Date Posted: 20 Sep 2024 at 13:21
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Roth v Esher preview courtesy of Titans.com Round three of National 1 sees Rotherham Titans face a stiff challenge when they host fellow newly promoted side Esher; kick-off at Clifton Lane on Saturday is 2pm. Titans impressed last time out with a resounding 45-28 win at Darlington Mowden Park, running in six tries for a fine win on the road. The victory was Titans second of the season and keeps them unbeaten at this early stage. Nevertheless, following promotion from Nat 2 last year, their performances against Rosslyn Park and Darlington has clearly shown they are capable of competing against sides at this higher level. However, this week’s challenge will be a testing one when Esher rock up at Clifton Lane. The Surrey-based outfit have a reputation as a free-scoring side that can attack from anywhere on the park. Indeed, their tally from last season of 1108 points was the second highest across all four of the National leagues; only Leeds Tykes scored more…just. Esher’s start to the season has been a touch tricky as they’ve had two tough fixtures to contend with. On the opening weekend they travelled to Sedgley Park, and whilst they held the lead early in the second half, Sedgley bounced back to run away with the game. Similarly last week Esher took on Nat 1 favourites Rams, and whilst after 50 minutes there was nothing in the game, Rams eventually ran out 43-24 winners. So the threat is there and Rotherham will know that. The teams have met previously on ten occasions with Rotherham holding a 7-3 advantage. The last time being in 2019 at Clifton Lane in National 1; that day Roth ran out 22-12 winners with a hat trick of tries from Seb Nagle-Taylor and one from Rikki Stout. Going into this game Titans have made just three changes to their starting XV. In the front row Jack Bergmanas comes in at hooker for Luke Cole and he will be flanked by Charlie Capps at loosehead and Andrew Foster at tighthead; whilst Zak Poole is joined again in the second row by Curran Maguire. In the back row John Okafor returns from injury and he comes in for Ben Copley at blindside, whilst Harry Newborn retains his spot on the openside as does Callum Bustin in the number 8 shirt. The sole change across the backline sees James Naylor come in at scrum half for JB Bruzulier and he links up with Rob Povey in the half back positions. Tomasi Tanumi and Lloyd Hayes partner up again in midfield, whilst the back three sees Travis Gideon and Jamie Cooke on the wings with Ronnie Du Randt at full back. Looking ahead to the match Titans Harvey Biljon said: “I was really pleased how the players went about their business at Darlington. Everything was underpinned by going away from home and facing our first challenge as a squad with the bumps and bruises and everything else and we came away with a 5-point victory. “However, do we as a group want to get better, do we want to make sure we don’t let teams in for bonus point tries… of course we do; but fundamentally you could see us change gear in the game and secure the bonus point in the first half. The challenge now is to maintain focus, stick to task and keep our discipline so that we don’t give opportunities to the opposition. “I think we had a good balance and impact in the way we rolled the bench; I thought the bench added and contributed to the whole performance. And having built that lead and the 10-point buffer it gave us the chance to be a bit braver and go for a couple of those opportunities and I was really impressed with the decision making on the field. “We’ll try to do the same again this week, but the important message is don’t underestimate Esher! Esher are a well balanced side and from the tries they have scored they seem to be a team that can build a score through backs and forwards and they are putting something together where they have an all-round game, especially when it comes to their attack. “They have come up against two very tough teams and they picked up a bonus point against Rams which shows where they’re at. Having watched them they are a team that can score tries and if you’re not on top of it, they can get away from you. “So we know what’s coming and I’m delighted that we are back at Clifton Lane in front of our supporters! I was looking forward to training at the start of the week and I’m excited that we go into this game coming off two wins. Hopefully we can put in a performance that will give us a chance to keep that run going.” Titans: 15 Ronnie Du Randt, 14 Travis Gideon, 13 Lloyd Hayes, 12 Tomasi Tanumi, 11 Jamie Cooke, 10 Rob Povey, 9 James Naylor, 1 Charlie Capps, 2 Jack Bergmanas, 3 Andrew Foster, 4 Zak Poole (Capt.), 5 Curran Maguire, 6 John Okafor, 7 Harry Newborn, 8 Callum Bustin. Replacements: 16 Luke Cole, 17 Loma Kivalu, 18 Alastair Donkor, 19 Ellis Thomas, 20 JB Bruzulier. |
Posted By: tigerburnie
Date Posted: 20 Sep 2024 at 22:17
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Lions squad for the trip to Plymouth https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=1137893421342980&set=a.250862006712797" rel="nofollow - Facebook
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Posted By: Sedge Tiger
Date Posted: 21 Sep 2024 at 14:07
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Good afternoon all Sedges take on todays game against Dings https://www.canva.com/design/DAGP3npWdSw/RvSKk35rk_pvzyqd7Ds0Jw/view?utm_content=DAGP3npWdSw&utm_campaign=designshare&utm_medium=link&utm_source=editor" rel="nofollow - https://www.canva.com/design/DAGP3npWdSw/RvSKk35rk_pvzyqd7Ds0Jw/view?utm_content=DAGP3npWdSw&utm_campaign=designshare&utm_medium=link&utm_source=editor Have a great day all and stay injury free All the best ST ------------- Give him one with handles on |
Posted By: CJB1
Date Posted: 25 Sep 2024 at 19:30
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Moseley preview of the match v Club on Saturday. Enjoy. https://moseleyrugby.co.uk/match-previews/2024-05/the-big-match-preview-birmingham-moseley-v-blackheath/" rel="nofollow - https://moseleyrugby.co.uk/match-previews/2024-05/the-big-match-preview-birmingham-moseley-v-blackheath/ ------------- "What I need is a strong drink and a peer group" |
Posted By: Rothman2
Date Posted: 27 Sep 2024 at 13:20
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Rotherham Titans team news for the game at Sale tomorrow (28th September) https://www.titans-rugby.com/news/2024/9/27/team-news-titans-v-sale-fc" rel="nofollow - https://www.titans-rugby.com/news/2024/9/27/team-news-titans-v-sale-fc |
Posted By: CJB1
Date Posted: 02 Oct 2024 at 16:03
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Moseley match preview for the trip to Plymouth. https://moseleyrugby.co.uk/match-previews/2024-05/the-big-match-preview-plymouth-albion-v-birmingham-moseley/?fbclid=IwY2xjawFqP8BleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHd3S1V3L63a6qcJgj5z5flfAbAnxYAm7_lhxH5RDcqwhrx5Ogwdou3zn-A_aem_vMLlAmmFiVYZwJAb8SbcNQ" rel="nofollow - https://moseleyrugby.co.uk/match-previews/2024-05/the-big-match-preview-plymouth-albion-v-birmingham-moseley/?fbclid=IwY2xjawFqP8BleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHd3S1V3L63a6qcJgj5z5flfAbAnxYAm7_lhxH5RDcqwhrx5Ogwdou3zn-A_aem_vMLlAmmFiVYZwJAb8SbcNQ ------------- "What I need is a strong drink and a peer group" |
Posted By: CJB1
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2024 at 11:24
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Moseley preview for the visit of Sedgley Park. https://moseleyrugby.co.uk/match-previews/2024-05/the-big-match-preview-birmingham-moseley-v-sedgley-park/" rel="nofollow - https://moseleyrugby.co.uk/match-previews/2024-05/the-big-match-preview-birmingham-moseley-v-sedgley-park/ ------------- "What I need is a strong drink and a peer group" |
Posted By: Fake_Shemp
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2024 at 19:22
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Mowden Park’s preview of Saturday’s trip to Esher: https://www.mowdenpark.com/news/match-preview--esher-a-2878444.html" rel="nofollow - https://www.mowdenpark.com/news/match-preview--esher-a-2878444.html |
Posted By: Breakdown
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2024 at 21:57
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Eight Bristol players in the Dings Crusaders XV to play Richmond tomorrow. Two more on the bench. I thought we had left this sort of nonsense behind when we no longer had to play Harlequins seconds. But at least Dings and Bristol make no pretence about it. Seems a shame for their own players. For the record, there is one Harlequin DR in the Richmond squad. We rarely field more than two. Championship is discussing limit of 6. At Tier 3, it should be no more than 4. The integrity of real community teams (of which Dings is clearly one) is more important than strengthening the failing clubs at Tier 1. ------------- Broken down. Beyond repair. |
Posted By: Rothman2
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2024 at 22:01
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Leicester Lions have three Leicester Tigers Two Northampton Saints and a partridge in a pear tree, oops a Sale Shark in their squad against us tomorrow. https://m.facebook.com/leicesterlionsrfc/" rel="nofollow - https://m.facebook.com/leicesterlionsrfc/ |
Posted By: Rothman2
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2024 at 22:03
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Titans team news for our game at Leicester Lions: https://www.titans-rugby.com/news/2024/10/11/team-news-titans-v-leicester-lions" rel="nofollow - https://www.titans-rugby.com/news/2024/10/11/team-news-titans-v-leicester-lions |
Posted By: Rothman2
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2024 at 22:08
Fair point Breakdown. There were quite a few Dings DRS at Roth last week but they are very young lads learning their trade and it was really a case of men against boys from 20 mins on. Probably a different proposition at home though. |
Breakdown wrote:Posted By: NationalLeagueBadger
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2024 at 22:20
| Rams preview of Bishop’s Stortford - https://www.ramsrugby.com/news/match-preview-seb-ready-to-renew-stortford-rivalry-2878711.html" rel="nofollow - https://www.ramsrugby.com/news/match-preview-seb-ready-to-renew-stortford-rivalry-2878711.html |
Posted By: Rothman2
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2024 at 14:22
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Roth preview for home game against Bishops Stortford on Saturday,19th October: https://www.titans-rugby.com/news/2024/10/18/team-news-titans-v-bishops-stortford" rel="nofollow - https://www.titans-rugby.com/news/2024/10/18/team-news-titans-v-bishops-stortford |
Posted By: Rothman2
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2024 at 14:29
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Bishops Stortford team news for Roth away game. Link to @bsrugby X feed: https://x.com/bsrugby/status/1847217871916573057?s=46" rel="nofollow - https://x.com/bsrugby/status/1847217871916573057?s=46 |
Posted By: Rabbie Burns
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2024 at 17:58
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https://emea01.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.zeeon.co.uk%2Fgamehubplus%2Fblackheath-rugby-v-esher-rfc&data=05%7C02%7C%7C1497602431bc4ed2978408dcef797416%7C84df9e7fe9f640afb435aaaaaaaaaaaa%7C1%7C0%7C638648552112651984%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C0%7C%7C%7C&sdata=56i8P0CmPePqsvHuKR%2BALsJOigOq%2Bs%2F%2BxXVK%2BVw6vX8%3D&reserved=0" rel="nofollow - https://emea01.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.zeeon.co.uk%2Fgamehubplus%2Fblackheath-rugby-v-esher-rfc&data=05%7C02%7C%7C1497602431bc4ed2978408dcef797416%7C84df9e7fe9f640afb435aaaaaaaaaaaa%7C1%7C0%7C638648552112651984%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C0%7C%7C%7C&sdata=56i8P0CmPePqsvHuKR%2BALsJOigOq%2Bs%2F%2BxXVK%2BVw6vX8%3D&reserved=0 If I have done this correct, link to programme for Blackheath v Esher ------------- So many Christians not enough Lions |
Posted By: NationalLeagueBadger
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2024 at 18:53
| Rams-Birmingham Moseley preview - https://www.ramsrugby.com/news/match-preview-this-is-going-to-be-a-real-test-2880209.html" rel="nofollow - https://www.ramsrugby.com/news/match-preview-this-is-going-to-be-a-real-test-2880209.html |
Posted By: CJB1
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2024 at 23:19
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And the Moseley view ... https://moseleyrugby.co.uk/match-previews/2024-05/the-big-match-preview-rams-v-birmingham-moseley/" rel="nofollow - https://moseleyrugby.co.uk/match-previews/2024-05/the-big-match-preview-rams-v-birmingham-moseley/ ------------- "What I need is a strong drink and a peer group" |
Posted By: Jester10
Date Posted: 19 Oct 2024 at 10:06
Looking forward to the match this afternoon. Your supporters are a great bunch. Safe travels to OBR. ------------- Enjoying life! |
Posted By: CJB1
Date Posted: 24 Oct 2024 at 12:46
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Moseley preview for the Roth game https://moseleyrugby.co.uk/match-previews/2024-05/the-big-match-preview-birmingham-moseley-v-rotherham/" rel="nofollow - https://moseleyrugby.co.uk/match-previews/2024-05/the-big-match-preview-birmingham-moseley-v-rotherham/ ------------- "What I need is a strong drink and a peer group" |
Posted By: Rothman2
Date Posted: 25 Oct 2024 at 14:04
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Roth preview for the game at Moseley. https://www.titans-rugby.com/news/2024/10/25/team-news-titans-v-birmingham-moseley" rel="nofollow - https://www.titans-rugby.com/news/2024/10/25/team-news-titans-v-birmingham-moseley
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Posted By: CJB1
Date Posted: 07 Nov 2024 at 23:48
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Moseley preview for the Richmond match. https://moseleyrugby.co.uk/match-previews/2024-05/the-big-match-preview-richmond-v-birmingham-moseley/" rel="nofollow - https://moseleyrugby.co.uk/match-previews/2024-05/the-big-match-preview-richmond-v-birmingham-moseley/ ------------- "What I need is a strong drink and a peer group" |
Posted By: NationalLeagueBadger
Date Posted: 09 Nov 2024 at 08:57
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https://www.ramsrugby.com/news/match-preview-we-absolutely-love-being-at-old-bath-road-2884261.html" rel="nofollow - https://www.ramsrugby.com/news/match-preview-we-absolutely-love-being-at-old-bath-road-2884261.html
https://www.ramsrugby.com/videos/video-sedgley-park-prematch-206001.html" rel="nofollow - https://www.ramsrugby.com/videos/video-sedgley-park-prematch-206001.html Rams’ preview ahead of Sedgley Park this afternoon.
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Posted By: CJB1
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2024 at 16:49
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DMP v Moseley - Moseley preview https://moseleyrugby.co.uk/match-previews/2024-05/the-big-match-preview-darlington-mowden-park-v-birmingham-moseley/" rel="nofollow - https://moseleyrugby.co.uk/match-previews/2024-05/the-big-match-preview-darlington-mowden-park-v-birmingham-moseley/ ------------- "What I need is a strong drink and a peer group" |
Posted By: Fake_Shemp
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2024 at 18:28
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Darlington Mowden Park’s game against Moseley has been postponed because the pitch has been deemed unplayable, with the early decision made in the interests of supporters, players, coaches, and hospitality guests.
The match has been rearranged to next Saturday, 30th November. https://www.mowdenpark.com/news/moseley-fixture-postponed-2886846.html" rel="nofollow - https://www.mowdenpark.com/news/moseley-fixture-postponed-2886846.html
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Posted By: FlyingRuck
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2024 at 14:16
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Blackheath v Dings digital programme https://www.zeeon.co.uk/gamehubplus/blackheath-rugby-v-dings-crusaders" rel="nofollow - https://www.zeeon.co.uk/gamehubplus/blackheath-rugby-v-dings-crusaders ------------- See you further on up the road |
Posted By: Se7en
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2024 at 14:35
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https://www.ramsrugby.com/news/team-news-axel-returns-as-rams-head-to-rotherham-2886904.html" rel="nofollow - https://www.ramsrugby.com/news/team-news-axel-returns-as-rams-head-to-rotherham-2886904.html Probably the strongest squad Rams could field, except perhaps missing Ed Hoadley at 9 who is out injured for the season. This will be a physical encounter, match of the week I'd say! Preview below: https://www.ramsrugby.com/news/match-preview-seb-not-surprised-by-highflying-rotherham-2886915.html
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Posted By: Rothman2
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2024 at 17:46
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Interesting you say that SE7EN. We have returned the compliment with a team selection which, excepting longer term injuries is, in my opinion, really the best team we could put out too. It’s my birthday today so it will make it one to remember if we could manage to win. Make no mistake, we know the size of the task but, with this team there will be no excuses if it goes against us. Here’s to a great game. Courtesy of titans.com please see preview & Roth team news below: Round eleven of National 1 sees Rotherham Titans take on league leaders and title favourites Rams; kick-off at Clifton Lane on Saturday is 2pm. Rotherham will go into the game on the back of a good performance against Sedgley Park which saw them pick-up the bonus point in a hard-fought but deserved 35-30 win. Trailing by ten points early in the second half, Rotherham impressed by showing good composure and control to overcome a dangerous Sedgley side. Another good performance will be required when a rampant Rams side rock up at the Lane. The Berkshire based outfit have impressed this term with a perfect 10 wins form 10 games. Indeed, only two teams have managed to collect the losing bonus point as Rams have pretty much overrun every team they’ve played. They can also boast of having the strongest defence in the league; a strong defence is always a good indicator of a top side. Nevertheless, Rotherham are going well themselves and will relish the challenge of taking on the best side in the division. The teams have met on two previous occasions, those being in the foreshortened Covid season back in 2019/20 and whilst both games were competitive Rams came out on top in both fixtures. Going into this week’s game Roth have made five changes to their starting XV. In the front row hooker Jack Bergmanas retains his spot and is flanked by props Charlie Capps at loosehead who comes in for Loma Kivalu and Andrew Foster at tighthead who comes in for Alastair Donkor. The second row sees Curran Maguire lining up alongside Harry Gilson-Fox, whilst in the back row the only change sees Ellis Thomas come in for the injured Harry Newborn at openside. Zak Poole stays on the blindside with Callum Bustin at number 8. Across the backline scrum half JB Bruzulier comes in for James Naylor and he will accompany Rob Povey in the half back positions, with Lloyd Hayes and Jamie Cooke maintaining their partnership in midfield. The back three sees Tomasi Tanumi come in on the wing as Ronnie Du Randt moves to full back in place of Jack Townend, with Aidan Shortall on the other wing. Looking ahead to the game Titans Assistant Coach, Matt Smith, said: “We were delighted to come away from Sedgley Park with a bonus point win because it’s a tough place to go. We’ve had some tough contests there over the years and so to come away with the result was very rewarding for the lads. “I always felt with the performance there was more to come from us, but if you look at their games you can see they’ve picked up a lot of bonus points and we knew we were going to be in a fight and they didn’t disappoint. “When we went 10 points down early in the second half we weren’t really nervous, it was frustration more than anything. I think the boys gave away a couple of soft tries and even at that point I still felt like we had enough on the pitch to go and win the game. “As a coaching team we were really pleased with how the boys got back to task and just went out there to show the ability to go and win a game of rugby. It will be the same against Rams, we’ll have to show that same desire and attitude against arguably the best team in the division. “Rams have got a great a great set-up and you can tell they are building for the Championship. They’ve been really successful in recent years and they are now in a position to make that next step. “And credit to them, they’ve played 10 games so far and they’ve won them all and we know it’s going to be a tough game, but it’s one we’re excited to be involved in.” Titans: 15 Ronnie Du Randt, 14 Tomasi Tanumi, 13 Lloyd Hayes, 12 Jamie Cooke, 11 Aidan Shortall, 10 Rob Povey, 9 JB Bruzulier, 1 Charlie Capps ©, 2 Jack Bergmanas, 3 Andrew Foster, 4 Harry Gilson-Fox, 5 Curran Maguire, 6 Zak Poole ©, 7 Ellis Thomas, 8 Callum Bustin. Replacements: 16 Luke Cole, 17 Loma Kivalu, 18 Alastair Donkor, 19 John Okafor, 20 Corben Ollivent. |
Posted By: Se7en
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2024 at 18:49
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Should be a good contest RM2, and I look forward to your updates. This will be Rams' toughest match so far this season, away to one of the top 4 sides (which will be the first time they've had to this season), in the wind and rain of course. Tomorrow's match, followed by games against Richmond and Rosslyn Park before Christmas could determine how merry or not Xmas will be!
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Posted By: Rothman2
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2024 at 22:34
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Under no illusions about this game. Need to be on it to have a chance. Historically we have had some magnificent games at the Lane. Although not one of THE great games, one of my favourites was when we beat Bristol at the Lane 16-5 on an awful day (monsoon conditions) Different team. I know from those magnificent days but Rams are the stand out team so any kind of positive result would be great for us. There is a feel good factor at the club not seen since our Championship play off days of 2013 and 2014. Losing is not an expectation at the Lane but if we do Rams will have earned it. Safe journey to all Rams players, officials and supporters, and above all we hope Rugby is the winner.
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Posted By: Jester10
Date Posted: 23 Nov 2024 at 09:46
If you see the Rams photographer on the side lines today buy him a pint. He's a Yorkshireman! ------------- Enjoying life! |
Posted By: Rothman2
Date Posted: 23 Nov 2024 at 13:47
Jester10 - Rumour has it that a Yorkshire Man invented a cure for sea sickness………you lean over the side of the boat with a £5 note in your mouth. 
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